By Albatross
October 3 2002

Another Pools Figure is modified by the miracle of modern computer software as the Campaign for Facial Hair at Pools continues to gain momentum.

Welcome again to the Fungus Files, and the Campaign for Facial Hair at Pools gained momentum when the Goalkeeper for Scarborough in our reserve match this week sported some particularly noteworthy Facial Hair that was admired by all in attendance.

There's a debate going on within the Campaign at the moment about whether Mullets should also fall under our remit. Join in on our message board, but my personal feeling is that while there are numerous advantages to Facial Hair - hiding the face of a particularly ugly player and making someone look hard - all that a Mullet does is provoke laughter.

Anyway, on to this weeks victim, er sorry, candidate. If you want to achieve a lot, it can be best to lead by example, and so this week I have decided to have a look at how Pools Boss Chris Turner would look with not only a 'tache, but a beard as well.

Note how well the beard suits CT, as his strong jawline is defined and enhanced by the Facial Fungus. Surely a sight that can inspire, lead, nay command the Pools Squad to Victory and the abandonment of Razors.