By Simian
August 13 2002

I know they do a better job themselves but here's a few jokes about our friends down the A66. Feel free to email any more and we'll include them. (assuming they're not libelous of course). A man desperate at Darlo's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Darlo kit as his last statement.
A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Darlington kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."


Railtrack have decided to start sponsoring Darlo. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.


The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Darlo are good enough to beat Hartlepool" Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"


Name 3 teams which include a swear word...

Ar**nal
Sc***horpe
F***ing Darlington