End of Season Player Ratings


By Celine Dion
May 12 2014

Thanks to Karsene for starting this discussion off. There is a whole range of views on what the range of ratings should be(see link below to discussion). I am not sure who is correct on the whole but Celine's ratings are the funniest, and the most controversial. I like his ten for Ramsey. Anyway read and judge for yourself and join in the debate.

Re: End of Season Ratings 2013/14 new
Posted by: celine dion
Date: 12 May, 2014 20:31


Szczesny: 8 - I like Chesney
Fabianski: 7 - hasnt put a foot wrong really, and was good in the semi

Sagna: 7 - super consistent if a little unadventurous. Time to move on though.
Jenkinson: 6 - cant really remember him doing anything, to be fair

Monreal:5 - dont like him, especially when he lay down at Southampton and let that man jump over him
Gibbs: 7 unremarkable season spoiled by injury but he's a good player.

Mertesacker: 7.5 - I like him, but we've let far too many goals in for people to rave about him
Vermaelen: 0 - an irrelevance. Off soon anyway.
Koscielny: 7.5 - as per my comment about Mertescker. They might do eye catching stuff but what good is that if you go up to Everton and get tw*atted 3-0.

Arteta: 5 - he's had it. Time for a nice move to Fulham or somewhere. Or Chesterfield

Flamini: 5 - some promising pointing early on, and certainly riles the troops up a bit, but then became a bit of a shouty irrelevance. Off to Marseille with him I think, for a few hundred thousand.

Kallstrom: 10. for comedy value, firstly for turning up on a short term loan with a long term injury, then especially when everybody got to see him and he turned out to look like your fat cousin out for a bit of a jog. One of Wengers most epically pointless adventures, where Wenger 'out Wengered' himself.

Zelalem: I cant put my finger on who he is.

Diaby: Im not entirely sure we can give a rating to Diaby for half an hour against Norwich. But Im going to anyway, its a 10, for giving us all so many childish jokes on twitter.

Ramsey: its a 10, being serious - I dont see how you can rate him any lower. Banging in great goals for fun and only stopped when he got injured.

Wilshere: 6 - could end up being quite unfulfilled

Rosicky: 7 - gets an extra point for his goals v Spurs, but the rest of the time, fairly anonymous unless we're 4-o up at home.

Ozil: 8 - decent whenever I've seen him. hampered by whats ahead of him.

Cazorla: 6.5 - needs to sort out his away performances, or f*ck off, as far as I am concerned.

Podolski: 7.5 - not his fault Wenger doesnt know what to do with him and bought him to sell tickets and shirts. Always cheerful, always a threat except when he's stuck out in left midfield, and scores cracking goals

Walcott: 8 - only played about a month but it was a good month

Oxlade-Chamberlain: 6.5 - a couple of good games v Palace and Liverpool apart, Im not really sure what to do with him.

Gnabry: 6 - OK.

Miyaichi: 2 - joke player.

Giroud: 6.5 - gone up in my estimation slightly in recent games for scoring smart goals, but just shouldnt be the focal point in attack for a major football club like ours. Its all been said before. If you cant see it, theres nothing I can do for you. BUt maybe watch the 5-1 game at Anfield again.

Bendtner: 10 - for pure comedy value. Last seen having s*x with taxi in Denmark. Our second choice striker. Fantastic stuff, you couldnt make it up (I think he got relegated to third after the taxi escapade. Editor)

Sanogo: 6 - I actually think he'll turn out OK but its a bit of worry that he shows absolutely no intention of scoring any goals, isnt it?

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