Wenger's Arsenal Reacts: "Hello Fritz We Surrender"


By Our war correspondent
October 25 2012

As Wenger’s Arsenal ran up the white flag and the German’s deadly accurate artillery found its target for the second time, his trusty second in command Stevie Bould was unable to stop a mass desertion from the battlefield.

The German Commandant manager shouted  in triumph, “For you Tommy the War is over”. The Britishers fled the trenches terraces escaping in a convoy of small boats busses and trains, meanwhile the German troops fans sang ribald songs calling into doubt the virtue of Wenger’s mother. Even a last minute throwing on of the Wenger Youth Movement failed to halt the rout.

As I left the battlefield small groups of survivors masochists stood watching the newsreel highlights of their bloody and decisive defeat. It can only be hoped that the survivors will be able to regroup and put up a better fight against Queens Park Rangers.

The troops were even more demoralised as the leader had promised a return to former glory against the Germans. However at tomorrow’s rally  it will be reported that all is well in the Fatherland at the Arsenal and the Thousand Year Reich Fifa Fair Play rules will be established and Wenger’s minister of propaganda CEO Herr Gazidis will announce that Arsenal can really win the war Premiership.

Arsenal 0 Shalke 2

Arsenal Man of Match BFG

 

Bookmark or share this story with:

Wenger's Arsenal Reacts: "Hello Fritz We Surrender"
Discussion started by Arsenal Times , 25/10/2012 00:20
Arsenal Times
25/10/2012 00:20
What do you think? You can have your say by posting below.
If you do not already have an account Click here to Register.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012:10:28:11:09:58 by Padre Pio.

Reply Quote Report
hippogunner
25/10/2012 08:13
Where was the Dunkirk spirit?

Reply Quote Report
Padre Pio
25/10/2012 08:49
Exactly there wasn't any

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

Reply Quote Report
hippogunner
25/10/2012 09:59
Where are all those Wenger apologists? Simon, Seanski and De Times. Are they missing in action?

Reply Quote Report
celine dion
25/10/2012 10:01
They tend to disappear at times like this, a bit like the Dutch army.

Reply Quote Report
djarse
25/10/2012 10:06
It really was poor - never felt we were likely to score. No shots on target in first half and only two in the second - both from Gnabry in the last ten minutes, which says it all,really.

Santos was a real liability, and why Jenkinson was substituted is a mystery and led directly to the 2nd goal. Last night made you realise how much we miss RvP, Jack and Theo.

No goals in two games - no spirit - no urgency - no leadership. Grim.

Reply Quote Report
Goto: Forum List•Message List•Search• Log In
Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
We record all IP addresses on the Sportnetwork message boards which may be required by the authorities in case of defamatory or abusive comment. We seek to monitor the Message Boards at regular intervals. We do not associate Sportnetwork with any of the comments and do not take responsibility for any statements or opinions expressed on the Message Boards. If you have any cause for concern over any material posted here please let us know as soon as possible by e-mailing abuse@sportnetwork.net
 

StreamFootball - Arsenal