By Dave
February 24 2005

The Middlesbrough game is on tonight, heroic efforts, have been made to clear the pitch to allow their European tie to go ahead have been successful, well done, Smoggies, give yourself a pat on the back, not to hard obviously I would hate for your limbs to fall off. But it was a different matter, when we were to travel to the land that charm forgot though, wasn’t it?

On no, stated everyone’s least favourite ginger step child, we can’t play Newcastle, not when there is a stiff breeze.

Nothing to do with cheating, oh no, the extra period between the games did not give several injured players a chance to recuperate, did it?

Now I would like to be the first to congratulate them on their efforts for tonight, and say well, done, its amazing what you can achieve when you think you are in with a chance of winning.

And then I would like to turn my attentions to the public schoolboys of the FA and say, if you gentlemen could manage to stop slamming your genitalia in the desk drawer for a moment, could you tell me why they were allowed to call our match off, when the conditions were no where near as bad as they are today?

Now I feel sorry for the people of Middlesbrough, I mean the place depresses me enough, simply driving through it, but blatant cheating should be stamped out. So next year, when we have to peer through the smog, to that small town in Yorkshire, do you think we could play the game even if there is a stiff breeze?