1) Have you been impressed with the start to your season so far? Or do you wish you could turn back the clock? Or hide away in embarrassment?!

I'd turn back the clock, but our start is no more than I had expected. It's poor, but not the worst.

2) Who should I keep an eye open for on the pitch?

1) Name: AGOGO
a) Fast
b) Skillful
c) Scores goals

2) Name: WALKER
a) Scores
b) Headers

3) Name: No more good players, I'm afraid

3)Has your manager bought well enough to see you through until January?

Nope, we got a new manager now and Ian Atkins (former manager) was a pile of ****

4) …And has your manager proved his credentials enough to keep his job until January?!

We'll see. We have Lennie Lawrence and Paul Trollope - what could possibly go wrong...?

5) What would you change about the style of your team’s play?

Change: Skill of the team to be better.

Keep: Richard Walker and Junior Agogo.

6) Name the one player who you question why he turns up on the team sheet every week.

Name: N/A
Because: N/A

7) What does your club need to do in order to improve?

More goals scored; less goals conceded; a better and more attractive style of play.

8) Are you satisfied that your position in the league reflects your performances?

No, No, No! I'm unhappy because I know we have the potential to be higher. We just under perform consistently.

9) Who are the best side you’ve seen play this season?

Not sure.

10) Is your stadium worth a trip to on a cold Tuesday evening?

Yes, it is. A great atmosphere, even better pies!