By Griff
May 23 2004

The much admired Flatulence Fairy shirts have a new design for summer 2004. Details of this new design, the cost and how to order them are all here.

Flatulent Fairy Shirts 2004-05 Season

Yes they're finally here, the new Flatulent Fairy shirts. 'Dave' has, as usual, excelled herself on the new design which this season features a 3 colour stripe, a new exclusive fuller -figure Flatulent Fairy logo (with added please-don't-sue-us-Mr-Disney), a mini London Irish logo to the sleeve and a classic twill patch with FF letters to the back body! The shirt was a huge seller last year with many wearers being offered cash for the shirts off their backs by those who missed out so be sure to get your order in as quickly as possible, maybe even buy a spare in case someone offers you money for yours.

The shirts are priced at £45 and any profits made will be shared between the three charities this year - Samaritans, JC Salsa Fund and The Berkshire Air Ambulance

All shirts come with:

# Flatulent Fairy logo on left breast
# London Irish logo on right arm
# Patch on back with printed wings and 'FF' lettering

Shirts can be ordered by sending a cheque (Payable to "Flatulent Fairies" - yes, really) for £45 per shirt to:

Clare Fisher,
11 Cypress Road,
Woodley,
Reading,
Berks,
RG5 4BD

Please include in each order:

Your full name (plus a MB nickname if you have one)
Number of shirts
Size of each shirt

You can email these details to admin@fartfairy.org.uk or enclose them with the cheque. Alternatively you can add your order to the thread on the message board

The sizes available are:
Size 36 (XS) Chest 34'' to 36"(size added especially for Annette & Baz!)
Size 38 (S) Chest 38" to 40"
Size 42 (M) Chest 42" to 44"
Size 46 (L) Chest 46" to 48"
Size 50 (XL) Chest 50" to 52"
Size 54 (XXL) Chest 54" to 56"
Size 56 (XXXL) * awaiting confirmation that this size is available

Please note that the sizes are quite "generous" make sure you double-check your size.

Delivery is usually done on meet-up basis, this keeps the costs down and delivers more money to the charities. The first delivery will be at the Fat Boy Sevens at Abbey Rugby Club (nr Reading) on 24th July. For those who can't make it a "session" is avaliable the following Sunday 1st August at the Allied arms in Reading. Both of these events should be brilliant fun. If you can't make either of those we can either arrange to meet another time (arrangments via email or phone) or at a push we can sort out postal delivery (emergencies only).