Fatblokes International Rugby Sevens 2012


By Cheffy
June 8 2012

Well it’s that time of year again!! The sight of the good ship ‘Plumptious’ rapidly coming into view is one that I know we all look forward to every year…….. The International Fat Bloke Sevens sponsored by CHP Consulting is again at Reading Abbey RFC in Caversham over the weekend of July 20-22nd 2012.

This year is our 10th Anniversary and what better way to spend a birthday than a weekend of top class rugby sevens and fun with friends new and old!!

We are hosting the largest tournament ever this year (That is to say the largest number of teams not the players combined weights!!) There will be 52 teams this time which is a massive amount of organisation and will lead to some very knackered people by the end of Saturday!!

Expect the Zider drinkers from Brizzle along with their trampoline/ladder/bouncy castle* delete as appropriate and probably the worlds largest rolling maul and plenty of beer and fruit based beverages for the ladies.

There is the return of the Chinese Takeaway on Saturday and plenty of other food available on both days.

There is a band on both Friday and Saturday night and also the ubiquitous Mr Eek and his travelling discotheque.

Our Charities this year are The Alexander Devine Childrens Hospice Service and the Matt Hampson Trust and expect to see some special guests on the Saturday.

Put the dates in the diary and we look forward to seeing you there.

Regards

Dave

 The Flatulent Fairies 

This  year's captain of the Fairies is CreamCraicer. A message from him now follows:

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your beers!

It’s that time of the year again! As the Premiership season nears its end its time for the proper rugby to begin. I’m delighted to be this year’s Fairies Captain but I can’t do it all on my own, I need players; any of you who have played in previous competitions will know what a cracking weekend it is and I hope to see you all again this year.
I’m also hoping for some fresh new faces; I can say from personal experience it’s a great way to meet your fellow fans and it’s how I made many of me ‘Irish’ friends

So please, anyone who is interested please send me an email on Fairies2012@hotmail.co.uk with your name (and Craic name if applicable). This will be to get a rough idea of numbers, more information will be sent out nearer the time (including a possible piss up get together so new faces can meet old)
Hope to see you all in July!

CC

Bookmark or share this story with:

Fatblokes International Rugby Sevens 2012
Discussion started by The Craic www.londonirish.org , 08/06/2012 11:04
The Craic www.londonirish.org
08/06/2012 11:04
What do you think? You can have your say by posting below.
If you do not already have an account Click here to Register.

Eek_the_Weeble
08/06/2012 14:42
That e-mail no work! Is it fairies2012@hotmail.co.uk with 2 'i's in the fairies bit?

CreamCraicer
08/06/2012 14:43
it is indeed. Apologies for the typo

Griff
08/06/2012 14:53
Don't know what you're on about Eek it's fine... (Sm16)

...O.K. it is now

exileray
08/06/2012 19:53
Adam, are you looking anything remotely like a fat bloke yet.

MammyCraicer
09/06/2012 16:57
Ray, you have to be joking - he eats and I get fatter!!!!

Jester
09/06/2012 18:28
I've got a wife like that MammyCraicer!

cheffy
10/06/2012 18:46
I'll be there.....well you'd hope so wouldn't you??

CreamCraicer
11/06/2012 18:04
Quote:
exileray
Adam, are you looking anything remotely like a fat bloke yet.

After a weekend in a muddy Donington drinking and eating ym way through my savings I'm slowly getting there

Received two e-mails so far; from PANS and Griff

ray_of_the_east
11/06/2012 21:38
Quote:
CreamCraicer
Quote:
exileray
Adam, are you looking anything remotely like a fat bloke yet.

After a weekend in a muddy Donington drinking and eating ym way through my savings I'm slowly getting there

Received two e-mails so far; from PANS and Griff

email sent (Sm128)

CreamCraicer
13/06/2012 20:01
Up top

7 signed up so far; keep 'em coming

____________________________________________________________________________________________

"Dare we hope? We dare. Can we hope? We can. Should we hope? We must" Andy Ripley 1947-2010

CreamCraicer
15/06/2012 17:22
Back Up Top.

C'mon guys we definitely going to need more than 7 people. Please spread the word to anyone who you think might be interested.
Its just over a month away!!!

____________________________________________________________________________________________

"Dare we hope? We dare. Can we hope? We can. Should we hope? We must" Andy Ripley 1947-2010

ray_of_the_east
16/06/2012 10:33
7!.......7! that's like, all of us on the field for all the time!!!!!! come on guys (Sm123)

cheffy
16/06/2012 10:46
Who are the Magnificent 7?

Foggy-Balla
16/06/2012 11:33
video: [url][/url]

This lot!

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

cheffy
16/06/2012 11:41
They don't look like rugby players.........oh hang on a minute neither do we!!

CreamCraicer
21/06/2012 18:03
back up top

CreamCraicer
21/06/2012 22:16
we're up to 14 including a couple of maybes

Foggy-Balla
21/06/2012 22:54
That means about three by the second match...

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

ulster tom
27/06/2012 18:03
So sorry guys; I'm moving house to the 'English Riviera' that weekend so cannot unfortunately make it. (Sm18)

ulster tom
FF Captain 007

Glory, Glory London Irish, Glory, Glory London Irish

cheffy
27/06/2012 19:04
We have four recruits from Supermarine coming to guest for us!!

Foggy-Balla
27/06/2012 19:51
Quote:
ulster tom
So sorry guys; I'm moving house to the 'English Riviera' that weekend so cannot unfortunately make it. (Sm18)
ulster tom
FF Captain 007

Nooooo, not FB7s without Tom, Ulster Tom. Get a different house (Sm14)

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

CreamCraicer
08/07/2012 19:27
up top

C'mon guys we're still short on players.

Remember, the more players the less time each of us has to play...which also means more drinking time!

Foggy-Balla
08/07/2012 23:16
I'd reply properly if this completely useless new site didn't crash every computer I try it on.

Id have a go now bu

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

CreamCraicer
14/07/2012 18:23
with one week to go to the big...some might say fat...event. I am delighted to announce that Mike Cousins ('Mr' Classy) as this years Fairies Captain of Vice!

baldstumpy
15/07/2012 16:28
Not long now

Barney_Gumble
16/07/2012 08:04
Quote:
cheffy
We have four recruits from Supermarine coming to guest for us!!

Hmmmm...I think we've got 4 players from Supermarine playing for us as well...and I expect we're shorter of players than you (I think we have around 10 at the minute...).

And we're in a group where running around appears to be compulsory.....booooo.

Eek_the_Weeble
16/07/2012 10:21
I have no intention of running around - bleddy silly idea

Demandred
16/07/2012 18:05
Really excited about this now!

Slightly OT - as a FB7 newcomer can I ask what the general beer principle is? Should we be bringing loads of our own or is the correct etiquette to be funding Reading Abbey's bar to thank them for hosting us?

Cheers

MammyCraicer
16/07/2012 18:12
both!!!!!(Sm128)

Foggy-Balla
16/07/2012 19:44
What time are the Fairies on? I have to travel on Saturday morning...

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

Eek_the_Weeble
17/07/2012 12:40
Beer etiquette

If bar is open then try to buy at least one or two from Abbey - and if not - be discreet.

It is quite likely you will run out of beer so it's a good principle to use the bar while it's open and save your beer for when it's shut.

Robbinho
17/07/2012 16:43
The only way to have enough is to have too much.

Foggy-Balla
17/07/2012 19:39
BTW what are the tournament subs for the Fairies? Want to make sure I bring enough money to pay up & then have some BBQ/Beer vouchers left over, but not so much I fill the house with all manner of things bought from the stalls!

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

Robbinho
18/07/2012 12:53
Assume there will be the usual second hand shirt stall will there? I could probably do with off loading a few again this year.

Eek_the_Weeble
18/07/2012 14:49
Possibly not as I'm not sure there's anyone to run it - bring stuff along and it may happen OR they may go into the bag for next year.

Robbinho
18/07/2012 14:51
thumbs down

Foggy-Balla
18/07/2012 19:25
Oh, & is there breakfast on Saturday? I'd prefer the cash to go to the Tournament/Abbey rather than The Scottish Restaurant!

Faugh-a-Ballagh!

"Our prayer is 'God save Ireland' and pour blessings on her name!"

Vestigia Nulla Retrorsum

Eek_the_Weeble
19/07/2012 12:46
Breksa available on Sturday and Sunday I believe ...

Sally H
19/07/2012 13:06
As long as I can have a crash course in running the shirt stall, I am happy to help out. I am bringing a load of shirts with me as well.

Peterborough Quin!! - Now with a little bit of London Irish thrown in !!!

Eek_the_Weeble
19/07/2012 14:58
I think the Cheffys have the bulk of what we have as stock (left over from last year) so brilliant - essentially you sit by some shirts and sell 'em - people give you stuff for free and you sell that too.

It all goes to charidee - but we don't like to talk about it ...

Barney_Gumble
19/07/2012 15:53
I'll try to remember to bring one I've got down - an old ref's shirt (Possible Ash's? He's an Old Ref....) from something like the powergen Cup - Sat in my wardrobe somewhere if I can find it.

Eek_the_Weeble
20/07/2012 11:09
Tent erected (ooh er!) last night - paracetamol bought - children informed not to look at daddy for a week - I think I'm ready

Y Drenewydd
21/07/2012 05:14
Trousers



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012:07:21:05:17:58 by X~Pat.

Demandred
22/07/2012 12:28
Just home - cracking weekend!

Many, many thanks to Cheffy for organising, all the Bristol Gorillas loved their debut appearance.

Thanks as well to Tries For Pies, Arabian Knights and Leeds Lardies - all thoroughly nice guys who it was a pleasure to play against.

Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
We record all IP addresses on the Sportnetwork message boards which may be required by the authorities in case of defamatory or abusive comment. We seek to monitor the Message Boards at regular intervals. We do not associate Sportnetwork with any of the comments and do not take responsibility for any statements or opinions expressed on the Message Boards. If you have any cause for concern over any material posted here please let us know as soon as possible by e-mailing abuse@sportnetwork.net