By Cuth
April 2 2002

The Supporters Club is a social event for Town fans to question the guests that come from the club. Last Monday was Redders and Mitchell, but what was it that made Mitchell get a haircut?

Graham Mitchell has this week had his hair cut off. Ok, so it might be nothing too serious. But we over heard a conversation between Supporters Club Chairman Kit Walton, and club Captain Graham Mitchell.

Mitchell alongside Neil Redfearn were guests at last Mondays meeting at the Weavers. As soon as Mitchell entered into the building, you could see the evil streak in Walton.

Never before had Walton given a stare to anyone like the one he gave to Mitchell. Why you may ask? I managed to tape the conversation and this is how it went.

Kit: Graham, how dare you!

Graham: What do you mean Kit?

K: How dare you is what I mean.

G: How dare I what?

K: How dare you come to this meeting tonight dressed as though you have just been dragged through a rose bush backwards. Don't you think it is about time you tidied up your image?

G: You cheeky little &*^$!%". How dare you? Take a look at yourself!

K: How dare I?

(Both Kit and Graham then proceeded to bring out their handbags in which Kit got a good swipe at Grahams ear.)

G: Ouch, that hurt.

K: Good, so, are you going to smarten yourself up?

G: I will if you will. Let's make an agreement, if I tidy myself up, so do you!

K: Good, so next time you will get your hair cut, have a shave, and come dressed better than you have when representing the club

G: Yes ok. But you must do the same because I don't think I look that bad tonight?

K: Well, you don't look good enough to be representing the club at a supporters club function. You scruffy little *&^%

(Handbags started swinging again which led to a few screams from people in the audience and Redfearn dived in to break up the scuffle. At this point I decided it was time to go. I had seen enough excitement for one night.)

So we can now exclusively reveal that Mitch has kept his side of the bargain, but it seems that Kit has welshed on the bet as he looked the same as normal at Darlo yesterday!

Come on Kit, sort it out.