By Jezz
March 6 2005

Deep from the heart of his 2 bedroom terrace in the heart of Caldmore, Jezza reflects on this weeks goings on...

^{Ah bist Cocker.}

^{Tay arf ard wotchin us at the mowment. Ov  sin a bit of argie-bargie in the stiffs. Tha woz a bit of ruck at Blackpool an all. Them am the only things on field that con get the fans gooin latlay.}

^{We dae'alf play bad at Blackpool. We wud av ad more joy  raecin Wright, Taylor and Fryutt in the Donkey Darby than we did ov winnin at Broomfield Road.}

^{Sum fink that that this Mareson is a bit of a Baerk. I dow know abaartt yow, burr I fink he iz better warmin the wood than he iz tekin up potches of grass on tha field.  Is it im or am the players gerrin the Collywobbles wen they am out of Walsall.  Summat ay rite. Yam puddled if yer cor seeit.}

^{Woreva apund to fower, fower, tow? Mia Dennehy wos a bostin winga. Cannonball wos the smoshin at gerrin us fans gooin. I fink this Christian Ronaldhino is great et gerrin tha ball in the box..Wi need sum playas like im in ar’team.  Wi cor scower if we ay got the bladda in the box. Ye cor get the bladda in the box if u  ay gorra wizad on the tuchline.}

^{Befower i finish I jus wanna remind yow all to loff at the Wolfs. Oggle at them n'remember it cud be wuss. 0}

^{Ow well time fer that Sundee Roast.}

^Jezza