By Since66
February 3 2013

I don’t know how many of you read or listen to the drivel that exits ‘The Portly Ones’ mouth, but he sure likes to use the word ‘manage’a lot.’ Manage this, manage that, we were unable to manage this, we need to manage the players, we to manage their fitness..’ It’s a shame ‘The Portly One’ cannot manage what happens on the field of play. I know a coach who will shut up shop when Chelsea lead. Sadly ‘The Portly One’ is unable to manage that.

Three times now within the last four league games, The Portly One has been unable to manage Chelsea in winning positions – Southampton 2-2, Reading 2-2 and yesterday.

Frankly Abramovich and the rest of the useless suits have to get him out and Abramovich has to get rid of those who advise him, because they are assisting Chelsea on the fast-track to oblivion.

Better coaches have been sacked for winning trophies, ‘The Portly One’ cannot even manage to win a game.

Newcastle took the lead near half-time when Jonas flicked in header from a Santon cross.

Demba Ba on his return to St James’ had his nose broken by a high boot from Coloccini whilst attempting to score with his head after Krul had parried Ba’s initial shot.

In the second-half, Chelsea started better and equalised when Super Frank hit an unstoppable shot, then Mata with a sweet curler from the corner of the penalty-area, put Chelsea in front.

Two goals that are worthy of winning any game, sadly though, they will become forgettable as will the result.

Then the new hero on Tyneside, £1.8m signing from Toulouse , Moussa Sissoko scored twice to give Newcastle the win in thrilling circumstances.

Chelsea, The Portly One, Cech and Lampard should be disappointed by the way the goals were conceded.

First, Cech could only parry a shot straight into the path of Sissoko and then for the winner, Lampard kept his legs open and turned his back as Sissoko hit a low shot into the bottom corner.

Rumours suggest that ‘The Portly One’s is being summoned into Stamford Bridge tomorrow (Monday) for a summit meeting to explain the team’s poor performances and returns on results.

So keep your fingers crossed that ‘The Portly One’ is given his P45 on his way out the door.

Newcastle United: Krul, Debuchy, S Taylor, Coloccini (c), Santon, Perch, Cabaye, Gouffran (Marveaux 84), Sissoko (Yanga-Mbiwa 90), Gutierrez, Cisse.

Goals: Gutierrez 40, Sissoko 67, 89

Booked: Perch 40, Cisse 60

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Cole, Ramires, Lampard, Oscar, Mata, Bertrand, Ba (Torres 41).

Goals: Lampard 54, Mata 60

Booked: Ramires 29, Cole 60, Mata 90

NEXT UP: Wigan Athletic (h), Saturday 8^th February 2013, k.o. 3pm

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