By Micky Monsoon
May 22 2005

Who the hell's going to take over where Wise left off? None of the possible candidates get the pulse racing. Not sure all of them would be interested in taking over anyway. Would you like to manage an under 21 team playing against seasoned professionals? Yeovil boss Gary Johnson's getting mentioned in despatches, as is Paul Jones - the old Southampton and Wolves boss - who's also being linked to Cardiff.

Martin "Mad Dog" Allen's another possibilty - but you'd think after the Billy Bonds era we'd steer clear of people with West Ham affiliations.

I'd prefer someone in house personally, if we trying to cut costs we might as well take it to its logical extreme and appoint one of the cleaners!

By the way, there's no truth in the rumour that we're going to be sponsored by a coffee company next season, so we won't be changing our name to Moccha Juniors! (Sorry, bad joke!)