ODE TO ASHY


By Darraghgirl
September 24 2016

No reporters so no report against Quins - probably just as well given the performance and the result! For anyone who cares Quins won 17-10 -doubtless you can read all the gory details on their page Meanwhile, with thanks to the Animals, here is my Ode to Ashy

You know Ashy we still love you
And we’re Feeling your pain
We’ve been through this with you before
And we can do it again
But you're just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

It looks like someone up there somewhere
Has really got it in for you
So in some former life on earth
Whatever did you do?
Cos you’re just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

Go take a break now down by the sea
Go lazing in the sun
Spend some proper quality time
With your new little one.
Oh you’re just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

When you became a Man of the Black
You knew life wasn’t fair
Nobody likes us, you know that well
And we really don’t care
But you’re just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

When something goes wrong in the game
We get no compassion
And that’s never, ever been more true
Than when your name is Chris Ashton
For you’re just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

We know you didn’t mean it like that
We know your heart is true
But sadly there are people out there
Who have it in for you.
You’re just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood

We’ll count the days until Christmas comes
When Santa comes to say
“Ashy go and lace your boots up
It’s time for you to play”.
Yes, you’re just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, it’s time for him to be understood

 

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ODE TO ASHY
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2016:10:21:11:57:05 by sutton_sarrie.

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NomadicScot
25/09/2016 07:35
DG thanks very clever. More enjoyable than a Quins report.

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The Bard
25/09/2016 07:47
Excellent!

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tpr's headmistress
25/09/2016 09:14
Brilliant!

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Quin Kong
25/09/2016 10:54
Counting the days 'till his next ban!

QUIN KONG

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Sara'sman
25/09/2016 11:28
Thanks DG - made me smile and I'm sure it will cheer up Ask, if only briefly.

QK - take a look at yourself fella - try to see what others do in your behaviour. Better to make the occasional salient, intelligent comment than a constant stream of bile. Everyone's life would be better, especially your own.

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TonyTaff
25/09/2016 12:09
Made me smile, too. Thanks DG.

It's a long time since Sports network paid anything!

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WiganSaler
07/10/2016 10:33
Great stuff, hope you will all be rooting for Wigan Warriors in the grand final and Sale tonight against Baaarf (Sm100)

Must have a pretty miserable existence to be as sour as QK, he needs to be pitied and humoured.

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Fully paid up member of the LSSSSC.
"Long Suffering Sale Sharks Supporters Club"

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maynas
09/10/2016 11:15
Nice effort but I wish the guy would grow up a bit up now he's a father and try and be available for a whole season!

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runner_bean
10/10/2016 14:47
A poem to celebrate a biting gouger?

Classy.

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Neville
10/10/2016 14:52
Go fxx yourself Runner bean



Brilliant stuff DG just brilliant!

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tpr's headmistress
11/10/2016 10:28
Don't worry Runner Beans wither and fall at this time of year.

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