By FF Merchandising
May 25 2005

Pink is most definately the in colour this season. Today sees the launch of the highly sought after FF 2005 shirt, this years 'must have' item. The FF range of merchandise has also been expanded this season with the first ever FF rugby ball.

The Flatulent Fairy Shirt 2005

The shirt sizes are 'generous' and are available are as follows:-

XS - 36"
S - 38"
M - 44"
L - 46"
XL - 50"
XXL - 54"
XXXL - 56"
Childrens sizes are - 26"- 28"- 30" and 32"

The shirts will cost £50.00 each for adult sizes and £35.00 for childrens.

When you send your order please ensure that the following information is on the e-mail

1. Name
2. Address
3. Telephone number
4. Quantity of shirts required
5. Size(s)

The Flatulent Fairy Rugby Ball 2005

Sure to be a collectors item - £12 each

To be able to fulfill your order we must have a minimum of ten orders in the size you require. The last date for ordering will be Midnight 31st May 2005 and the delivery will be during early July.

The shirts will be available for collection from the Allied Arms, 57 St Mary's Butts, Reading, Berks. RG1 2LG.

Alternatively, you can pick them up at the Fat Bloke 7's event on the 23rd July.

If you required them to be posted to you please state this on your order and add an extra £5.00 for postage and packing. (UK Only)

Please pay by cheque now! As we have to pay the supplier pronto and as a charitable organisation we do not have the funds available to underwrite the order. Please note that any profit made from these shirts (which is small) will go to the Fat Blokes designated charities.

Please note that if we don't have your cheque by 31st May 2005 we will be unable to process your order.

Please make your cheques payable to:- Flatulent Fairies

and send them to:- Steve Rolls
Allied Arms,
57 St Mary's Butts,
Reading, Berks.
RG1 2LG.

Unfortunately, this year we are unable to accept Bank Transfers as last year was a complete fiasco due to the fact that the banks seem unable to inform us who actually sent the money, thus leading to a lot of confusion.

However............cash will be fine !!!!!

If you have any questions please e-mail admin@fartfairy.org.uk or leave a message on this thread.