Smithy,
I know you can't say anything that could be even vaguely defined as your job while on furlough, so anything to do with announcements or the club's position is strictly out of bounds, but on a purely personal level, if you have any interesting anecdotes about players, staff anybody, I am sure people would appreciate reading them to help pass the time. After all, you do seem able to string a few words together when you put your mind to it.