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January 20 2006

The Wigan Athletic team coach was involved in high drama returning over the Pennines from the FA Cup win at Leeds United.

The fire brigade arrived at a scene of utter carnage with the Wigan team coach in tatters and the players in a state of singed disarray after an apparent explosion caused tailbacks of over 5 miles.

It transpired that a game of truth or dare between Andreas Johansson and Jimmy Bullard got out of hand when Jimmy was dared to light one of Aryan DeZeeuws trumps.

Jimmy approached the snoozing Dutchman and wafted a cig lighter around his anus. The slumbering DeZeeuw chose that moment to guff. It duly ignited and blew the back off the coach.

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