By woll
September 16 2007

Kurt Johnson taps Mark for a freebie coffee

"Cheeky Bu99er!" comments Jim who then does similar when Mark foolishly reveals the amount of loose change in his pocket

"Coo-eee!! Over here lads"
James is visibly embarrased in front of some old chums from Cov with Devlin's immaturity

An omen of things to come?

Obligatory bird pic' to cheer up us blokes

Miss Lufbra points out the benefits of fitting a tiptronic gearshift system in their clapped out Mondeo, oblivious to Him Indoors' distraction

Eni too has his attentions turned to the sideline as Rhodders and Ady close in for the kill

Back in the Arena Bar, the Blazies remain unconvinced about the whereabouts of the Wig, missing since April, presumed captive in Zelah

Guilty as sin despite protestations from a co-kidnapperess

Press Gang virgin, Pirateoria remains cheerful despite the atmosphere

Arfur retreats to the safety of the Gents to continue with his mission to mark territory far and wide

Things get all West Side Story as the Sharks spot the arrival of rival gang...

... The Jets!!!

Local Girl gang, Cov's Angels, vent their feelings to all present

Winny may be smiling but the rest of the players head for cover

Little do they know that Sir awaits

A queue forms outside the headmasters study

Gareth emerges relieved at his decision to use the old 'gumshield down the back the shorts' routine. With bottom lips about to tremble Adryan and Jet wish they'd thought of it too

Then some idiot allowed a rugby match to break out

Sanity returns as Gisende and Hodge squabble over some road directions

Mr Wilson settles the matter with his Coventry A-Z. Hodge turns away chastened as it is confirmed that the best route to Balsall Common is via the B1401

Rhoddri lightens things with a good break and offload

A pile of bodies comes to no conclusion other than Bruce must be in there somewhere

Yup! Cumming has left a calling card

Buckley wriggles through to get the Pirates on to the board

Eni's enthusiasm to get back into Sir's good books is commendable

Steenson does the decent thing to bring proceedings to a halt so that everyone can head to the bar to cheer up

The other Hodge demonstrates the art of turning over a 'secure ball'

"I knew he wouldn't like that pork roll" mutters Joe as Gareth disposes of the offending foodstuff the only way he knows how

Sensing that rations may be an issue later, the Pirates surge after the scraps after it has been returned to the field of play

Cumming is held up on the line which can only mean one thing...

...enough said although there is some consolation for the fellah

Crackers spares or creates the blushes depending on your viewpoint

Up yer get and lets get out of here before anyone notices

Errr well done...ummm...yeah..well played...I think.. it's warm here isn't it?....

The Condemned head over to face the music

Now look here chaps...<expletives removed>

Jim is puzzled when Lichfield Pirate's remote control* rings...Derby Pirate compounds the confusion
*Lichfield will gladly explain the joke as often as you wish

Time for a beer and a sing song.