By European Football
May 25 2005
Robert fancies a move to La Liga, somewhere he can top up his tan as he sulks in the sun, waiting for the one game in three to show his magic, while typing his complaints to his website for the other two.
Everyone knows he has fell out with Souness (not exactly an exclusive club that mind) and he is expected to be allowed to leave for around three million.
Robert stated:
"I will leave Newcastle. It has been a long and difficult season. The coach does not have much confidence in me and is not easy to work with.
"I enjoy playing in England, but why not Spain? It is not important which club. It could be in England or in Spain. All I ask is to play."
There are also reports that he is wanted by Manchester City, although what Stuart Pearce will do with him, god only knows, perhaps he would be safer in Spain.
