By Unofficial LUFC
October 8 2005

It's a special day today (8th October) for one regular on the Unofficial Leeds United website as message board regular, Lora Smith finally reaches the age of 18! (Spoof) It has been revealed this morning that the real reason Leeds Unted have cancelled their weekend game is not for International fixture reasons, but to join the celebration of a certain young ladies 'coming of age'.

Lora from our message board has finally reached the age of 18, thus ending one of the longest threads ever posted on Unofficial LUFC. Adopted Internet Father 'Greg4lufc' sais today "We're really pleased to have finally reached today, it means that we can finally close the thread. I hope Lora has a great time celebrating but if anyone goes near her, I'm gonna **** their scrawny *** and the to their ****** (Sorry - had to delete parts of that for indecency!)

So all that is left for us to say is Happy Birthday Lora from everyone at Unofficial LUFC and please please please dont start a 'countdown to my 19th' thread!

(spoof)