Let's All Laugh at Derby!

By Michael Lynch
June 15 2004

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Derby Jokes! - ForestFC

By ForestFC.co.uk

The 7 Dwarves are down in a cave when it collapses. Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out 'Derby county are good enough to win the European Cup'. Snow White pauses then says 'at least Dopey's still alive'.

To cut the cost of repairs for Derby's scoreboard, only the light bulbs in the half to show the opponents score will be fixed. The other half will just have 'Derby 0' painted on it!

Ask somebody what time Derby kick-off and you'll always get the same answer- 'every 5 minutes!'

Q) What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead D*rby Fan in the Road?
A) There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q) Why should you never hit a Derby fan riding a bike in the middle of a road?

A) It might be your bike.

The travelling Derby supporters were disappointed when they visited Cardiff in the Cup. Someone had tipped the sheep off.

Q)What do Derby Fans use for birth control?
A)Their personalities.

Q)What's the difference between a bra and Derby County?
A) A bra has two cups and support.

Q) What do you say to a Derby fan with a job?
A) Can I have a Big Mac please!

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