By Our FB7s Correspondent
July 16 2006

Another survivor of the first FB7s campaign, Kwong returns in 2006 to take his place in the Knights squad. After promising the Plate-winning 2005 Knights a slap-up meal at his restaurant, they're still waiting.... Name: Kwong Lin

Number: 99

Nickname: Kwong - the name's silly enough as it is

Age: 31

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 16.5st

Playing position 7s/15s Prop

Past Fat Blokes appearances: 2003, 2005

Who introduced you to the Knights? Big H

Current club: Beaconsfield RFC

Former clubs: London Universities, Richmond,

Honours: Bucks County, England schools, England Students U21’s - before I crippled myself and before I got a life

Job: Restaurant Owner

Favourite Current Saracens player: Shane Byrne

Favourite All-time Saracens player: Richard Hill

Favourite All-time player in the World ever: Wayne Shelford

Boyhood rugby hero: Olo Brown/Wayne Shelford

Favourite Food: Chinese

Favourite Drink: SHANDY - hold the lager, hold the lemonade with bitter please

Why no 99 - Can’t count any higher

Worst rugby injury: anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ruptures - In a brace for 18 months

Most embarrassing on-field moment: Getting boshed by some big bugger last year when I thought I should have nailed him

Most embarrassing off-field moment: Having the family dog stop play as it chased the ball

What are the three things you'd love to do before you die:

1. See a ghost, or alien just to put my mind at rest!
2. See big H run the length of the pitch to score a try
3. Watch my son grow up to play for England - Don’t tell the wife - she’s welsh

What are the three things you won't do before you die:

1. See a Ghost or alien
2. See big H run the length of the pitch to score a try
3. Allow my son to play for Wales

Gives us a favourite web link:

www.noodlebar.net