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Real Name |
Leon |
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Locatiom |
Moscow, Russian Federation – almost exactly a 3,000km drive from the Gardens
Far Northern Highlands when in the UK – just about as far from Franklin’s as it’s possible to be and to still be on the same island. |
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Occupation |
Editor, journalist, satirist, propagandist
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Favourite |
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Movie(s)? |
Mulholland Drive, Funny Games (Haneke) |
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TV Programme(s)? |
Brasseye, but I haven’t owned a TV for years. |
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Books? |
Finnegans Wake – Joyce,
Atomised – Houellebecq,
No Truce With the Furies – RS Thomas,
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus - Wittgenstein |
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Music? |
Einstürzende Neubauten, Explosions in the Sky, Joy Division, Arvo Pärt, A Silver Mt. Zion.
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Radio Station(s)? |
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Foods? |
A good curry, full English breakfast and various other things you can’t find over here, including good cheese. The strongest, most mature cheese you can get in Russia is Edam. |
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Drinks? |
Guinness, Highland Malts, Absinthe |
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Places to visit? |
Bhutan, Pyongyang, Turkmenistan, the Artic Circle. |
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First Ever Saints Match? |
Versus Bedford c.1992 |
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Best ever Saints Match (excuding 2000 HC Final)? |
The 58-pointers against Gloucester and Saracens. The 2000 HC semi-final against Llanelli. |
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Favourite Saints experience off pitch? |
Playing and captaining against Canada.
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What are your non-rugby pastimes? |
Satire, ice hockey, playing guitar, being a bitter and alienated misanthrope. |
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Most likely to say? |
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is a great, great man. |
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Least Likely to say? |
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is a ******* ****** ****. |
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In lessthan 20 words, what would you do if you won the lottery? |
I will erect fully-operational models of Perilaus’ bronze bull on every street corner. Stuart Barnes to be among the first inside… |
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If you are not from Northampton, why Saints? |
I had the pleasure of growing up in the Rose of the Shires.
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