| Board Name: | Harley’s Evil Step Mum |
| Age: | 43 |
| Location: | Hampton Hill |
| Occupation: | Direct Mail Advertising (www.outmere.info) |
| Why did you choose your board name?: | I used to be WestStander but got involved in a rather childish dispute with Harley’s Mum and so in my own Oscar Wilde type way became HESM |
| How long have you been supporting Quins?: | As long as I can remember |
| How did you start supporting Quins?: | My Dad took me along to a game…I also distinctly remember being taken to HQ to see England v Ireland (Bob Hillier kick from touch…sometime in the 70s?) |
| If you play(ed) rugby what position did/do you play?: | I see myself as Richard Hill….Others see me as some slow fat bloke! |
| Best ever Quins game: | Poor memory can only go back a couple of years …..Shield Final v Narbonne (or the SF…..except the slow journey home…..Coach No4!) |
| Favourite off pitch Quins experience: | Season Ticket BBQ |
| What is the most ridiculous rugby related thing you have done?: | I wouldn’t like to say |
| Favourite Ground (after The Stoop): | Kingsmeadow |
| Favourite Quins Player: | Will Greenwood |
| Favourite Non-Quins Player: | Anyone with a Rose on his chest |
| Most likely to say?: | I’ll get my coat |
| Least likely to say?: | I’ll meet you down the pub |
| What are your non-rugby pastimes?: | Being the best father, husband and son I can be…..and AFC Wimbledon & Eating. |
| Favourite Film(s): | Pulp Fiction/About a boy/Shrek/Toy Story 2/The day the Earth stood still/The day the Earth caught fire/12 Angry Men/Anything by Woody Allen |
| Favourite TV Programme(s): | MASH / Fawlty Towers / The Office/ The Royle Family / Phoenix Nights /……and definitely NOT The Simpsons |
| Favourite Book(s): | Anything by Charlie Higson / Nick Hornby / Laurence Block or anything with a bit of bite to it! |
| Favourite Music: | Love it……….EVERYTHING except manufactured Pop |
| Favourite Food(s): | Japanese/Spanish/Italian….and of course Sunday Roast |
| Favourite Drinks(s): | Chocolate Nesquik |
| Favourite Quotation(s): | I’m pink, therefore I’m spam / We’re Football, they’re muggy boneheads |
| Favourite Place(s) to visit: | A hot day at Lords |
| When you were young what did you want Jim to Fix for you?: | To be an only child (still a dream now) |
| Tell us THREE things about yourself that we wouldn't know. BUT, TWO of these should be true, but ONE should be totally made up: |
1. I Drive a bright yellow Punto 2. My Eldest Sons’ middle name is Piers (after Brighton where he was conceived) 3. I once scored a Double Hundred against the Aussies to win the Ashes. |
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