By The Prof
November 14 2003
| Board Name: | Smiler |
| Age: | Pre War |
| Location: | Not Sure |
| Occupation: | Can’t remember |
| Why did you choose your board name?: | It was Geezer given |
| How long have you been supporting Quins?: | Pass the ball Bader! |
| How did you start supporting Quins?: | Born to it |
| If you play(ed) rugby what position did/do you play?: | Loose Head Prop |
| Best ever Quins game: | Any win over Tiggers |
| Favourite off pitch Quins experience: | Loosing my mummy in Paris |
| What is the most ridiculous rugby related thing you have done?: | I have signed the official secrets act |
| Favourite Ground (after The Stoop): | Caerphilly |
| Favourite Quins Player: | Sir Jase |
| Favourite Non-Quins Player: | Paul Rendall |
| Most likely to say?: | “Murphys please” |
| Least likely to say?: | “No more ale for me thanks” |
| What are your non-rugby pastimes?: | Eating and sleeping |
| Favourite Film(s): | Bambi |
| Favourite TV Programme(s): | Bill and Ben |
| Favourite Book(s): | Dandy and Beano Annuals |
| Favourite Music: | Billy Fury |
| Favourite Food(s): | Pies |
| Favourite Drinks(s): | Anything |
| Favourite Quotation(s): | “Orite Cocker” |
| Favourite Place(s) to visit: | Lancashire |
| When you were young what did you want Jim to Fix for you?: | Bridget Bardot |
| Tell us THREE things about yourself that we wouldn't know. BUT, TWO of these should be true, but ONE should be totally made up: |
1. I have a good sense of humour. 2. Have played for the BABAS. 3. Have never fallen asleep on the train back from The Stoop. |