| If you could............. | Bisach - Bill Newton |
| Relive any 'non-sports related' moment in your life, what would it be and why? |
The birth of our son, Charles. Just loved the feeling as I cut the umbilical cord |
| Enjoy a 'champagne moment' again in your career which one would it be and why? |
The first time someone said thanks. Was that the last time? |
| Enjoy a 'champagne moment' again in sport which one would it be and why? |
2002 PG Cup Final. Self explanatory |
| Not be asked one question for the rest of your life what would it be? |
Dad, can I have some money? |
| Be a celebrity for the day who would you be? |
Abi Titmuss. The things I could do in the privacy of my boudoir! |
| Be a sports star for the day who would it be? | Johann Cruijff |
| Have dinner with 4 people from the past or present who would they be? | Tokugawa Ieyasu, Alan Aykborne, Karl Marx, Rosalind Franklin |
| Witness one event from history what would it be? |
Shackleton’s expedition to the South Pole. |
| Go back in time and give advice to a 13 year old Bill Newton what would it be? | Listen to what you’re being told |
| Win any sporting event in the world what would it be? |
The FIFA World Cup playing for Holland |
| Try out a new sport what would it be? | Luge |
| Have one extravagance what would it be? | A House with NO mortgage |
| Only ever eat one meal again what would it be? |
Rouladen with boiled potatoes. |
| Live anywhere else in the world where would it be? | Berlin |
| Support any other Rugby Club which would it be and why? | Flatulent Fairies Professional Rugby Union Club. |
| Tell us a claim to fame what would it be? |
I was a standby contestant for the Crystal Maze. Oh, exciting life! |
| See into the future what do you expect to be doing in 10 years time? |
Still paying off the mortgage. |
| Only ever drink one drink again what would it be? |
Schultheiss Beerwith a Dark Rum and Coke chaser. |
| Do any other job other than your current one what would it be? | Abi Titmuss’s dresser. |
| Change one thing about yourself what would it be? |
Stop putting things in writing that the wife has access to. |
| Buy one player from past or present to play in London Irish colours who would it be? | Jonah Lomu |
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