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'If you could...?' to Jonny C
By GTD August 5 2005
One of our 2005 summer series is a supporters 'If you could', the series continues with Jonny C. Can anyone lend him a speedboat? Throughout the off season we plan to learn a little bit more about many of our 'Usual Suspects'

If you could............. Jonny C - Jonny Culver
Relive any 'non-sports related' moment in your life, what would it be and why?

Meeting my wife for the first time. It was the seediest disco in Hampshire, but the atmosphere was electric.
Enjoy a 'champagne moment' again in your career which one would it be and why? Driving a forklift truck into a pallet of computers. I wasn't tipsy, honest (disclaimer - this is a tissue of lies).
Enjoy a 'champagne moment' again in sport which one would it be and why?

England winning the RWC2003, just to see the sour-puss Aussie PM hand over the Webb-Ellis Cup.
Not be asked one question for the rest of your life what would it be? How did you become a Computer Instructor?
Be a celebrity for the day who would you be?

Spike Milligan when he was on the planet.
Be a sports star for the day who would it be? Any Formula 1 driver, just imagine the lifestyle.
Have dinner with 4 people from the past or present who would they be? Boudicca, King Alfred, Spike Milligan, Tommy Cooper
Witness one event from history what would it be?

Any Roman Army battle.
Go back in time and give advice to a 13 year old Jonny Culver what would it be? Grab life by both horns and stop worrying.
Win any sporting event in the world what would it be?

Olympic 800 or 1500 metres
Try out a new sport what would it be? Waterskiing
Have one extravagance what would it be? Buy the Circle Line Tube and use it as a non-stop 24 hour party train.
Only ever eat one meal again what would it be?

Asparagus, butter and French Bread.
Live anywhere else in the world where would it be? Naoussa, Paros, Greece.
Support any other Rugby Club which would it be and why? Camberley; my brother played for them, my sister-in-law plays No4 for the Ladies.
Tell us a claim to fame what would it be?

I belonged to the same athletics club as Zola Budd and trained with her (Aldershot and Farnham).
See into the future what do you expect to be doing in 10 years time?

Bringing up kids and being completely knackered. NOT working in computing.
Only ever drink one drink again what would it be?

Ringwood Fortyniner Bitter or Ardbeg malt whisky and water
Do any other job other than your current one what would it be? Beachbum driving a speedboat, tan, bleached hair, lots of girls.
Change one thing about yourself what would it be?

Remove the beer-gut
Buy one player from past or present to play in London Irish colours who would it be? Frankie Sheehan

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