Real Name

Martyn Cooper

Location

Reading

Occupation

Project Manager - Educational Strategies

Favourite: Movie(s)

Dead men don’t wear plaid, Any porn

TV Programme(s)

Frasier, Muffin the Mule re-runs

Book(s)

See Spot run, anything by Kafka or Brecht

Music

Rave Bhangra Celta-billy fusion baby!

Radio Station(s)

What’s a radio?

Food(s)

Beef Rendang, Chicken Jalfrezzi, Pilau rice, Crab sticks

Drinks(s)

Yes I do – like a thirsty thing – mostly Guinness

Place(s) to visit

Pamplona (Bull run), Isle of Man (TT)

How long supporting LI?

6 foot 6 inches

Best ever LI game (Excluding 2002 cup final)

Every St Pats day game exceeds the previous one!

Favourite LI experience off pitch (Excluding 2002 cup final)

Henley Sevens 2002 – and LI weren’t playing!

How did you start supporting LI?

In a drunken haze – nothing has changed

What are your non-rugby pastimes?

SAMARITANS, watching ‘Dead me don’t wear plaid’ and dodgy porn, playing for the LI Vets

Any Irish connection?

Great Grandad Webb – he was a Bargee don’t you know!

Most likely to say?

OK then but can I go underneath

Least likely to say?

It must be my round. What do you want?

Tell us something about you we don't know.

I was a child model and also in a ‘pop’ band who had a mini hit in Holland in the 1980’s