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MTWD Glossary

Most Nicknamed!!
By Ged June 11 2008
The Stanford Super Series is upon us. Many new readers appear (welcome to you all), and there is no time to explain every strange nickname and glib term used on MTWD in the rapid pressure-cooker that is Twenty20 match reporting. So here, updated and enhanced, is our handy glossary of MTWD terms.

The Stanford Super Series is upon us.  Many new readers appear (welcome to you all), and there is no time to explain every strange nickname and glib term used on MTWD*. 

So here is your “cut out and keep”** glossary of MTWD technical terms.    

We hope that readers will use this discussion topic to chime in with their own examples of Nicknames and MTWD terms, thus helping this glossary to evolve and be maintained.

Nickname or

Glib Term
Actual name orReal Term Explanation
A.C.Dawid MalanA pun on the name of an Italian Football team.  We’d prefer to go for “Inter”, but apparently that is reserved for Dawid’s brother.  A.C. should not be confused with Ace (See “Ace”); that would never do.  There’s only one Ace.
AceOwais ShahSo called because his first name is properly pronounced o-ace.  Also, of course, because he is absolutely Ace.
ASBODanny EvansPresumably based on the London-centric view that anyone who originates from the North-East has a propensity to present behavioural challenges.  Also known as the Hartlepool Happmer
Bard, TheEd SmithEd is a bit of a writer in his spare time – see also “Shakespeare
Big AlAlan RichardsonHe’s big and he’s named Al.  MTWD urgently needs a more original nickname for this Middlesex star.  See also “Richo
Billy-the-KidBilly GodlemanOne of the youngest players to break through to a regular 1st team place, this young man has a great future ahead of him.  His nickname will start to look worn after very few years, though
Blacksmith, TheTyron HendersonA reference to his rustic style of batting.  See also “Typhoon
BrockettAndrew StraussSo-called after his (allegedly) vocal resemblance to Lord Brockett.  Also sometimes just “Lord”. 
Captain, TheEoin MorganBright young talent of the Middlesex side.  Nickname derives from a well-known brand of rum, “Captain Morgan”. 
Cyclone, TheDirk NannesA reference to his style of bowling, perhaps.  Out of fashion nickname due to recent natural disasters.  See also “Diggler, The
Dial MTim MurtaghBased on the famous 1954 movie “Dial M for Murder”.  Puns on this word “murder” for “Murtagh” get a bit tired after a while, but that’s no reason to stop using them
Dirk DigglerDirk NannesNamed after the character “Dirk Diggler” (or “Dirk the Diggler” from the 1997 movie Boogie Nights.  Sometimes just "The Diggler".  Now back with Victoria, from whence he presumably plans to bushwacker Middlesex in Mumbai.
DisgraceNeil CarterSo-named by Kevin Pietersen, who thinks that it is a disgrace that Middlesex are allowed to borrow and hire players from other counties, while England, of course, are merely able to select whomsoever they like, such as, er, our Ace.
England’s #1Ben ScottDue to the exceptional quality of his wicket-keeping.  Sometimes known as “Superbat” for less direct reasons.  His batting in 2008 was almost as good as his excellent keeping, however……
Estate Agent, TheDan HousegoDo we have to explain everything?  Also perhaps “Mastermind” or “Fred” for old-fashioned nicknamers.
Freedom PassShaun UdalA veteran signing and what a great signing it has turned out to be, Tim “Dial M” Murtagh was heard hollering “come on Free Bus Pass” at this player in June 2008.  Of course, that shows Tim’s age too, as this pensioner essential has been called the “Freedom Pass” for years.
GBilly GodlemanSometimes just the first letter of his surname is used, sometimes the first three letters.
GetNeil CarterAfter the movie, "Get Carter".  See also "Disgrace" above.
Geyser, TheAdam LondonAs in “he’s a real cockney geyser”.  See also “Streets Of”
Iceman, TheGareth BergDerived from the term “iceberg” and inducing useful headlines such as “The Iceman Cometh” and “Iceberg hits Titanic”
JoyceyEd JoyceNot very original, apparently also known as “Piece” and “Spud”.  See also “Portrait
KnockerDavid NashDavid Nash famously explained in an MTWD interview why he acquired this nickname – some people suggested that we edit the interview but within hours the piece had been syndicated everywhere.  Anyone who knows how to Google properly can find the answer for themselves
OBEAndrew StraussBatsmen who go off to play for England often acquire this nickname, “Only Bat’s for England”, even if, as in Strauss’s case, the facts to not even faintly fit the nickname.  Shame on you if you use this one.
PieceEd JoyceAccording to Cricketer’s Who’s Who (via Janet) – if someone can explain the reason behind this name we’ll all be grateful.  See also “Spud” and “Joycey
PortraitEd JoyceThe most popular of several James Joyce related suggestions, others include “The Artist”, “Ulysses” and “Nora Barnacle”.  See also “Spud”, “Piece” and “Joycey”.
Rent, TheEoin MorganMore often known as “The Captain” (see “Captain, The”)
RichoAlan RichardsonMTWD urgently needs a more original nickname for this Middlesex star – See also “Big Al
ScoobyBen ScottAs Shaggy's side kick and given his somewhat canine manner, this nickname works much better than the crass "Scotty" which preceded it.  See also “England’s #1
ShaggyShaun UdalSo called, because he allegedly looks like the cartoon character of that name from Scooby Doo.  A veteran signing and what a great signing it has turned out to be, we suspect he acquired this nickname when he was a little bit younger.  Currently the Skipper (that's what he is, not his nickname).  See also “Free Bus Pass” and “Freedom Pass
ShakespeareEd SmithThe Middlesex Captain is a bit of a writer in his spare time – see also “Bard, The
ShortySteve FinnAll six-foot-eight-inches of him (or six-foot-five inches depending on which expert you believe).  One of our young stars in the making.
Sick NoteAny bowler who shows signs of being injury proneThe use of this nickname usually triggers an e-mail from the club management to Ged asking him to moderate references to players’ health and fitness – so please try not to use it in writing
SilversChris SilverwoodMTWD urgently needs a more original nickname for this Middlesex star – please submit suggestions
Special One, TheMurali KartikA combination of “Special K” (a well-known breakfast cereal) and the nickname of a famous Portuguese football manager.  Also known as “TSO” and , in India, “The Trickster”.
Streets OfAdam LondonBased on a dirge originally sung well by Ralph McTell and subsequently sung terribly badly by inebriated students and do-gooders throughout the land.
Take ThatRobbie WilliamsYou may also use the name of any appropriate Robbie Williams song of your choosing – post your best suggestions on this thread please!
TedNeil DexterNot the most original idea, but there you go.  I prefer "Uni", in memory of the great Peter Cook sketch about the unidexter who applies for the role of Tarzan.  Other suggestions include "ambi" and "sinister".
TyphoonTyron HendersonA reference to his style of bowling, perhaps.  Out of fashion nickname due to recent natural disasters.  See also “Blacksmith, The

   

* MTWD – Middlesex Till We Die, the name of the website you are reading.   

 ** Cut Out and Keep – a 20th century term for a published piece about sport ahead of a major event; less experienced readers should not try to cut out any part of their computer equipment – your parents or partners might get upset.  A better modern idiom might be “print out and keep”, but we're old school round here.  

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Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Ged (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 07:25

We urgently need something decent for a few players named above. Also, we have absolutely nothing for Dawid Malan, Adam london, Shaun Levy and/or Kabir Toor, all of whom might conceivably get an outing this year.

Are there terms other than nicknames that we use with reckless abandon on MTWD that could do with explaining in the glossary? Post your ideas on this thread please.

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: LOVERBOY (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 08:33

Adam London is ''GEYSER'' from Cockney geyser.
Shaun Levy is ''BLING''due to his sparkly earings.

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: JC67 (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 10:42

Scotty = Englands #1

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Beehappy (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 11:11

Tyrone Henderson aka 'The Blacksmith'.Origin dubious but has been suggested that he had an unfortunate incident with a brood mare or he has more shoes than Imelda Marcos.I would like to believe the latter but strangely enough the former sounds more probable.



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Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 11:16

Our Billy could be called God or G-d to our religous jews

Wasn't Nannes nicknamed the " Cyclone" or is this now considered bad taste given certain international disaters?


I would to glossary alternative names for 20/20 cricket
Mickey Mouse
Its a Knockout
Baseball
Circus.
Lottery

All been used by MTWD users , even by people attending games

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: JC67 (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 11:22

20/20 tip n run

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: JSRF (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 16:11

Thank you for this!

Perhaps you could highlight this item in the left hand navigation for new members to refer to!

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 17:16

You forgot H&G for the 20/20's Kev , hit and giggle.

Or in the case of David watching Essex at the Oval this evening , bowlers hit I giggle.Sorrys top three made three runs between them , nicely distributed ,one each .

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 18:57

A few others to consider.

Some people have referred to Compton as "Compost."

Scott referred to by Turkeys as "Super Bat"- this when he was promoted and failed at 6, after failures at 7+8 ( present form may or may not invalidate this )

Richo- " Big Al"

Malan- "Where's your middle V", or "AC" or "Inter"

Henderson- "Hendo" or more appropriately "Typhoon"

London- "Streets of"

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Ged (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 19:06

Luv it - keep going.

(Middlesex batting in the 20-20 and this thread)

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Janet Davis (IP Logged)
Date: 11/06/2008 19:12

According to the Cricketer's who's who Joycey is also known as 'Spud' and 'Piece'.

How about 'James' (after James Joyce)

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Ged (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 07:24

Update posted and thanks for all the suggestions. Keep thos esuggestions coming but I think we are starting to hit the size limit for a single feature, so we might have to apply some triage to the ideas.

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Beehappy (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 07:59

Could Irish Ed's nickname 'Piece' have a very convoluted derivation from Peace and Joy?As in Peacie and Joycie(sic).BTW I think I'm going down with something......

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: LOVERBOY (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 10:45

Dawid is indeed A.C.after the Italian soccer team of a similar,name but his brother on the MCC YC staff is INTER.
Some alternatives are the more popular WOODY for Silverwood,LURCH for Finn and LORD for Strauss after Lord Brockett.
Henderson is THE BLACKSMITH due to his mighty hitting(I,ve yet to see him hit off the square)Godelmann sometimes just referred to as ''G''.
Murali known in India as ''THE TRICKSTER''
New boy Sam Robson is guess what ''ROBBO''and Dave Burton is off course ''MONTY''after the tailor.
I do have a glossary of NICK NAMES too for memberes of our much put upon committee members GED,details on request,or perhaps a little quiz I give you a nick-name and you identify them.
E.G.SLAPHEAD?SNIFFER?and MINESADOUBLE?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:06:12:15:41:50 by loverboy.

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: LOVERBOY (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 10:51

And then of course we move on to the posters and moderators with whom we are all most familiar just to start off with GED-who is naturally ''THE WEBMEISTER''

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Janet Davis (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 19:20

How about a racing type nick-name for Silverwood due to his stables.

I can only think of 'Horse' at the moment

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 21:53

Or "mare" if he's had a poor game . Come on there must be something better out there !

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 12/06/2008 21:56

Given one of the other threads, perhaps Ed Joyce should be Ed>=50and<100? OK, not very catchy, except for mathematicians...

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Beehappy (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2008 08:22

Can we assume he made a good fist of it?

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: as (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2008 11:15

"slaphead" - simin hughes?

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: LOVERBOY (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2008 11:25

I,m reliably informed Janet that you are ''The Horse''so some confusion there.
Wrong AS,he's always been ''YOZZER''



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Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Janet Davis (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2008 18:19

Richo is obsessional about Stoke FC.

How about 'Stoker' ?

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: dynamo_harrow (IP Logged)
Date: 13/06/2008 22:14

If memory serves me right, Hughes was occasionally Spamhead, but mostly Yosser.

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: Ged (IP Logged)
Date: 14/06/2008 05:16

Quote:
Janet Davis
Richo is obsessional about Stoke FC.
How about 'Stoker' ?

Not one of your better ideas, Janet. I shan't go in to the myriad of reasons......

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 14/06/2008 06:08

Any "Stokies" reading your original message would go nuts Janet,it's Stoke City FC , not Stoke FC.They are a local league team just outside Slough!

As for the nickname ,nuff said by Ged.

Re: MTWD Glossary
Posted by: LOVERBOY (IP Logged)
Date: 14/06/2008 09:38

Go easy chaps,Janet just trying to be helpful.I think it's a splendid idea and Janet should suggest it to Richo the next time she acosts him round the back of the pavilion.



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