Jokes etc.

Wonderwall: Adapted since the events of May 4th.

Saturday, is gonna be the day
That your going to division 1.
By now you should've somehow
Realized that you've had your fun.
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way we do, now we've won.

In Glos, the word is on the street
That the fire in you backs is out.
I'm sure, you've heard it all before
But you've never really had a doubt.
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way we do, now we've whipped you.

All the runs that Diego makes are winding.
All the kicks that Ludo kicks are blinding.
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
Now you're going down.

Because Bath,
You're gonna make us laugh,
Cos after all,
We've got Gomarsall.

Saturday, was surely the day
That new west-country kings were crowned
By now, you should've realised
That we crushed your pack into the ground.
I don't believe that anybody,
Feels the way we do, now we've beat you.

And all the tries that Junior scored were cracking,
And all the effort that bath put it was lacking,
There were many things that we would like to saty to you
Now you're going down,

Because Gloucester,
Bath are gonna be playing Worcester,
Cos after all,
We've got Gomarsall.

I said Catt,
Your gonna end up flat,
Cos after all,
We've got Gomarsall.

I said Bath,
Your going to division 1,
Your going to division 1,
Your going to division 1.

'A' Level Exam for Bath Fans

1. What language is spoken by the French?

2. Give the important characteristics of the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to Architecture and Literature OR give the names of 5 of your players.

3. What religion is the Pope?     (a) Jewish   (b) Catholic   (c) Hindu   (d) Anglican  CHOOSE ONLY 1.

4. What is a leather rugby ball made of?

5. How many players are there in a rugby team?

6. Spell:   (a) Bath   (b) Encyclopaedia   (c) Relegation   (d) Promotion  ( 'd' may be difficult, come back to at the end if you find it hard.)

7. (a) When Gloucester beat Bath, who won?
    (b) Who came second?

8. Name another person with the name Jon Callard.

9. Can you explain why Gloucester are better then Bath? YES or NO

10. Write your name in block capitals.

11. Explain what is feels like to be high in the league, or spell division one.