US Racing - Live on ATR - Not Breast Pleased Again
Hhmm.... tonight's 'only in America' bit sounds strangely familiar and, even though we've killed a lot of brain cells in the last six month, we recall something very similar happened to Mandy Hamlin at Lubbock Airport in March. Another big-busted lady has fallen foul of an opportunistic Airport Security guard. Nancy Kates from California was locked in a 40-minute standoff with Transportation Security at Oakland International Airport when she refused to allow security agents to pat down her underwire bra. She missed her flight but stood firm on her principle of not allowing anyone to reach second base on the first encounter. Backing some horse at tonight's US Racing is the breast move for you!

Money-Back Special - Second Chance Sunday!
4.45 The Curragh (Sun.)
Money-Back Special
If your horse finishes second in this race, we'll refund your losing single stake. Excludes tote bets. Win Or Each Way market only. Win singles only. Max refund €300/£200 per customer.

Kerry v Cork Betting - The Fall Guy!
Sonny Liston probably started the ball rolling in 1965. Footballers reinvented it with Cristiano Ronaldo becoming a master. At least Tom Daley's sport revolves around diving so he can be excused. Ignoring the freak four minutes in the dying moments of the All-Ireland semi-final between Cork and Kerry, the main talking point was not the Rebels' unbelievable comeback but Aidan O'Mahony's theatrics when he was slapped in the face by Corkman Donnacha O'Connor. If you wear green and gold tinted glasses, your attitude is "da y'know like, he was caught off balance, sure it'd be hard to stay on your feet, like." Anyone else will just use the word "cheater." Can Kerry put in a winning performance this week? Sun 2pm RTE2

GAA Betting - Tyrone v Wexford - Hard to Swallow
Having beaten Dublin with relative ease in the All-Ireland Championship quarter-final, most would've considered Tyrone as contenders for the Sam Maguire. Given the manner of their performance, being optimistic would be perfectly acceptable for any Tyrone fan, player or manager. Ok, maybe not. The Red Hands' boss Mickey Harte doesn’t do optimism; he does overused idioms that have been heard too many times to believe. "One swallow doesn't make a summer," he said after their convincing win, not wanting to be drawn on predicting the outcome of their next match with Wexford, the All-Ireland or the weather next week. Wexford have bounced back since their drubbing in the Leinster final, but have they got the Harte to beat Mickey's men? 4pm RTE2

Premier League Betting - Fer-get the Past
Anton Ferdinand's absence from the Sunderland squad ahead of their match with Man City could be attributed to either 1) a shopping/nightclub trip to London 2) a date in court 3) him posting another YouTube video with Reo Coker or 4), and most unlikely, he's conveniently nursing an injury. Shockingly the centre-half is injured and isn't expected to play any part against Man City but he has spoken about his recent transfer. "It was hard leaving West Ham because I have been there for 16 years but after meeting Roy Keane I knew it was time for a change," Rio's brother lied, as we all know the 50k plus per week offer made his decision very easy. We'll be paying up if Sunderland beat City! Sun 3pm Premier League Coupon

Celtic v Rangers Odds - It’s Miller Time
In Glasgow, Osama Bin Laden isn't the world's number one enemy, Kenny Miller is. He hasn't grown a beard and isn't running a terrorist training camp near east Fife. The striker has played for both Celtic and Rangers and will feel the wrath of both sets of fans when he takes to the field at Celtic Park. Miller left the Bhoys for Derby and, less than a year later; the 28 year old joined their fiercest rivals. He's gone from being booed at Pride Park for being crap, to being booed because he's a crap 'traitor' footballer. To make matters worse, he's yet to score for the Ibrox club. Ken he help the Gers to victory in the first Old Firm clash of the season? Sun 12.45pm Set.