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Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian

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By Boris Mellor January 20 2008
Paul Merson gave the best riposte to Bentley I have ever heard. I don’t know about you but I am sick and tired of reading the blokes whining. He has a regular first team place; he has an England cap, so why doesn’t he get over it? He asked to go, and got what he wanted.

In addition, I do not understand why some of the click tarts out there think we are interested in reading his whingeing so let Merson’s words be the last on this bigheaded moaner. Remember he is a Bentley, not a Rolls, otherwise Wenger would have kept him.

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Merson’s Riposte

Asked by Sky Sports News what he thought of Bentley’s complaint that there were no laughs at Arsenal, and that he branded the atmosphere at Arsenal as "boring", Paul answered straight away that if Bentley wanted laughs he should become a comedian.

Blackburn Rovers David Bentley celebrates scoring the equalising goal from a free kick.

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 Merson could not see a  lot of laughs in losing 4-1 at home to Coventry (nice one Paul). He argued that Arsenal have fun by winning games, and that at the end of matches they celebrate and have a laugh like no other team. That’s when Arsenal fool around, not in training.

 

Well said Paul.

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Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: bergmars (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:12:28:54

Wheres this from?

Dennis Bergkamp, simply the best

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:12:49:59

wheres what from? Its a report on what Merson said on Sky about Bentley

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Merlion96 (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:13:28:45

Pennant and Bentley Show:

"Why I missed becoming a Chelsea Rent-Boy"

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: H.C (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:13:35:31

click tarts?

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: pk_gunner (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:13:41:30

Bentleys a @#$%& @#$%&.

First time Merson's said something good.

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Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:13:42:18

Click Tarts: sites that put up rubbish articles so that they can get clicks for advertising revenue. The articles are usually transfer fantasy, or recycled $hyte from the press.

They are not Arsenal fans they use lurid headlines, that have little to do with the reality of the article eg Eduardo off to Brazil (when he retires in body of article).
They prostitute themselves for clicks.

Funny that none of the picked up on Merson, but there again they prefer anti Arsenal stories as it scares the punters into clicking on.

Not as catchy as @#$%& of Babylon, but then they didnt have internet then



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Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: eduardo (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:21:12:11

Bentley is obsessed by Arsenal, he knows he made a mistake and will never play for as big a club again.

He knows Blackburn does not get him headlines so his only way is to use Arsenal any way he can

He is like the obsessed ex-girlfriend who thought you would fall apart without them and can not stand that you are now in a new relationship with a beauty and thriving on it while they have to do with some ordianry bloke


Has anyone ever seen an interview from Bentley where he has not brought up the subject of Arsenal

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Philly the kid (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:21:13:49

Now you mention it. Can't think of one....(Sm103)

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:20:21:36:19

Nobody gives a $hyte thats why

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Not So Optimistic Gunner (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:21:00:56:16

Agreed eduardo and Pare.



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Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: litmus (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:21:05:06:05

He bores me

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Gooner (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:21:06:01:39

@#$%& Bently

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Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:21:09:13:59

That's what Merson meant, but it put it very politely. He was very supportive of Arsenal

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: Mars berg (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:21:10:56:03

Sorry Padre I didnt get the link at the top,silly me.(Sm100)

Always Arsenal

Re: Merson Tells Bentley Become a Comedian
Posted by: weedz (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:01:22:07:00:19

Bentley is a storker. He`s an Arsenal storker(Sm60)

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