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Colchester United Jokes

Colchester United Jokes

Tilson and Parkinson are being interviewed on BBC Essex and are asked about their plans for their first season in The Championship.

Parkinson says "It will be a tough league but hopefully we will not be too much out of our depth, and with a bit of luck we can win a few games and finish just above the relegatation places"

Tilson says, "We will win the league get promoted to The Premeirship, win the FA Cup and qualify for Europe!

Parkins says " Get real -  Don't you think you are being  naively optimistic and setting your sights impossibly high?"

Tilson says" Well you F_ _ _ _ _ G started it!"


Cunard have designed a polystyrene submarine. It wouldn't go down until it was officially named "Colchester United".

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