In spite of wild and paranoid allegations that biased anti BP judging would exclude any BP entry from consideration raz junior pronounced him the winner. In truth it was the worst entry, a weak snipe at the integrity of our team, but as the prize was a signed picture of the pussy cat mascots we didn't want to give it to anyone we liked.

Ajack then demonstrated how corrupting prolonged exposure to this board can be by posting as me saying he had won £100. However, subscribers to www.theleicestertigers.co.uk are big enough to rise above such demeaning porcine wiles. So it was with our usual gracious open handedness that a group of this site's most deeply evil posters set out to meet ajack immediately following the sound thrashing we had handed out to them. Some weirdo in a turquoise tutu and a Saint's shirt showed us the way to the pub.

Inside the Thomas A Becket public house ajack seemed unfazed at being introduced to us by a hairy bloke in a Saints shirt and a turquoise tutu. It must happen all the time down there. Raz junior produced a large parcel carefully wrapped in silver. We had chosen silver because ajack doesn't get to see much of it. With dignified ceremony junior produced item after item from the box.

First, he produced three wrapped parcels with the message "To help you with your fishing. Just don't catch yourself like Mark H". The parcels contained a crab line, a tin of luncheon meat and a tin of sweet corn.

Next, junior offered up two framed pictures of the Heineken Cup final banner and Stopsy's banner. Stopsy had signed his banner, "To ajack with much love and no respect. Kiss. Kiss , Kiss ( non redeemable") "You" said junior gravely, "may have 1 boring song,( by the way what happened to the John Leslie song today?) but we have the best banners."

Then junior offered a framed picture of the Tiger's trophy cabinet. "Gaze upon happiness through another man's eyes" suggested junior. Ajack looked and gulped.

A plastic black pig with aj inscribed on it, a story written by rascal , a piece of chorizo sausage from Alphonse, a framed and dedicated picture of an evil mistress and a mirror for ajack to reflect upon himself followed.

Then junior offered another framed item. This time a signed picture of the new mascots. "Hang that in your toilet " instructed junior.

Finally, ajack was presented with a devil's trident painted red white and green. It was inscribed "To ajack, too evil to be a Saint, too thick to be a tiger."

How pleasing it was for ajack to confirm all our prejudices by making a short acceptance speech. " I am insulted to receive such a tatty collection of Tigers trash. Where's my £100?" he muttered.

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