By David Hibell
September 2 2003
| Name | Mike Griffiths |
| D/O/B | 25/05/82 |
| Position | Wing |
| Nickname | Griff |
| First Rugby Memory | Playing at school aged 7 & scoring a try at the wrong end of the pitch! |
| Tipple | Lager |
| Favourite Player | Ian Balshaw |
| Favourite Band/ Tune | Coldplay |
| Favourite Films/ TV | The Office |
| Could you put a pet down if it was in pain? | Yes |
| What would an Osbornes style show of your family be like? | Would not be as entertaining as the Osbornes, our dogs are house trained |
| Ever lost a small fortune on a bet? | £1 on a scratch card! |
| Most expensive round paid for | £35 jugs of beer for doing a stupid thing in a game |
| Biggest drinker on the team | too early to tell |
| Any embarrassing stories about other members of the squad | will keep you posted! |
| Staying in or going out? | going out |
| If you could be a cartoon character which would you be? | Road Runner |
| What would be your luxury item if you were on I'm a celebrity get me out of here? | Keg of Cider |